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Why should you not kiss or snuggle a turtle or tortoise?

Do not kiss or snuggle them because of Salmonella.

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  1. It wears down the shell
  2. Germs like Salmonella can reach your mouth ✔
  3. Turtles are allergic to people

Why: Merck lists not kissing your reptile as a way to keep its germs from spreading to you. The CDC adds that holding one close to your face can scare it and lead to a bite.

Huh, didn't know that: The CDC says to make sure a reptile sees you before you pick it up.

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References

Answer: Germs like Salmonella can reach your mouth. Merck lists not kissing your reptile as a way to keep its germs from spreading to you. The CDC adds that holding one close to your face can scare it and lead to a bite.

  1. Merck Veterinary Manual (pet owner): Special Considerations for Reptiles www.merckvetmanual.com/all-other-pets/reptiles/special-considerations-for-reptiles
    Do not kiss your pet reptile.
    Checked 2026-10-11.
  2. CDC Healthy Pets: Reptiles and Amphibians www.cdc.gov/healthy-pets/about/reptiles-and-amphibians.html
    Don't kiss or hold reptiles or amphibians close to your face, as this might frighten them and increase your chances of being bitten.
    Checked 2026-10-11.

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